mossad.soy
The internet's premiere gentile containment board.
Welcome, anon. Your IP has been logged, your location triangulated, and a file opened in your name — not by us, we wouldn't know how. Now stop worrying and enjoy the boards. The goyim know nothing, and frankly it's been going great.
✡ Boards
The random board. Anything goes. The Mossad is watching but they're not judging. Much.
Technology discussion. Does your tech company have an office in Tel Aviv? It does now. Also: GNU/Linux, programming, and why your code is wrong.
Discuss world events, geopolitics, and why every nation sends tribute to Tel Aviv. Flags welcome. Shalom, internationals.
The most politically correct board on the internet. All opinions are approved by the Ministry of Truth. Wrongthink will be redirected.
The sacred art of the soyjak. Post your finest 'jaks. Variants, edits, and OC welcome. A mitzvah for every (You).
✡ Chat
We have a Matrix server. Text chat, no signup required beyond an account you'll forget the password to. Say hello, anon — nobody there knows anything either.
chat.goyim.soy
✡ Rules
- Rule 1: Goyim only. If you actually know something, keep it to yourself — nobody here wants to find out.
- Rule 2: `aping and `illing is allowed as long as it is directed at a fellow goy. We're all we've got.
- Rule 3: Shitposting is a hobby, not a mitzvah. Low effort is fine, low APR is better.
- Rule 4: We may delete your post at any time, for any reason. We'll call it "an HOA violation."
- Rule 5: Complaints may be directed to the manager. Wait times may vary. He doesn't know either.